I hate Unicorns

One horned, scourge of the forest.
Wild woodlands creature, of purity & grace.
Highly sought after, we need to capture,
So we can punch it in its stupid face.
Since the renaissance & middle ages.
We set a unicorn traps, just to be dicks.
To cook some unicorn pot pie,
Or hunt them to extinction, just for kicks.

Chorus: I hate unicorns! Fuck unicorns!
I hate unicorns! & Fuck their porn.

Interpretations of the unicorn myth,
Focus on medieval lore.
Can be a little tough in unicorn chili
So slow cook it some more.
Captive bolt pistol right between the eyes,
Or 20000 volts up the butt hole!
It's simple, we need…
To kill them all & turn their horns into dildos.

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